Thursday, February 10, 2011

Words Overheard at Tahrir Square As Translated By A Punk-Ass Young American

"Get the fuck out Mubarak, you cocksucker!"

"Time to hit the showers you punk-ass bitch."

"Time to check yourself, fuck-head Mubarak you mother fucker if you had any of that real dignity you chatter about, you wouldn't keep up this puppet show that is tearing apart our country, you sloppy old geezer, your time has arrived, you trick-ass bitch."

"Old stankin' ass Fogey."

 " Mubarak I'd like to jam this shoe right up your stankin ass back door."

-(Freeze Tag LTD. can not vouch for 100% translation accuracy in each instance and may not be held responsible for the whims and honeygrams of each degenerated tentacle its multi-limbed industrial wordsmith complex of love may operate under--However, nor shall such whims and wonders be discouraged in any manner at all any time soon either. A Freeze Tag Citizen Journalist Translated from the Arabic and these quotations are generally believed to express the sentiments of the men, women and children in Tahrir Square right now.)

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